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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a

| Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !

| Cannibal jokes

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!

| Halloween jokes

Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

| College jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

| Heaven and hell jokes

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !