Q: What’s the definition

What to do you call an old dentist?

| Dentist jokes

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

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Why can't

| Movie and TV jokes

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

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Where do snowmen put their webpages?

| Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

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What did one slug say to another who

| Various animal jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

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Where do steers go to dance?

| Cow jokes

Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

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Q: What’s the definition of a teenager? A: God’s punishment for enjoying sex.