A snail goes into a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... 'What did you do that for!
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What do you call a literary fish?
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!
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Teacher: Look at the state of the school
| Computer jokes
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.
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Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
| Cat jokes
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
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What insect lives on nothing?
| Insect jokes
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!