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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in

| Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

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During a funeral for a woman

| Dirty jokes

During a funeral for a woman who had henpecked her husband, drove her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat and dog with her explosive temper. As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and t

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A monster and a zombie went into a

| Dead and dying jokes

A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster. 'Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker, 'but there was really no need to bring her with you.

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