What tea do footballers drink ?
| Sport jokes
What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
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A wealthy man sat in his attorney's
| Marriage jokes
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news
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It only rains twice a
| Weather jokes
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Three old men are
| Old age jokes
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old
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Is there big money in the cattle business?
| Cow jokes
Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!
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Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone’s going to lose their trailer…