Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
| Food jokes
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
| Fishing jokes
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
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Recently
| Heaven and hell jokes
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the
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A group of
| Hunting jokes
A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. "What are you hunting for?" asked an older hunter. "I don't know. I ain't seen it yet," said the boy.
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Two owls were playing pool.
| Bird jokes
Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"
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Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.