Why does Dracula have no friends?
| Vampire jokes
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.
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How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy'
| Gorilla jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!
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What's a man idea of helping with the
| Men jokes
What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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A couple of hunters from Prague are out
| Hunting jokes
A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads b
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What's a big game hunter?
| Hunting jokes
What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.