What did one bell say to the other?
| Humor jokes
What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"
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A man needing a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" Th
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Which aardvark holds the speed record?
| Aardvark jokes
Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
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The Counselor was greeting the new
| Humor jokes
The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is
| Various animal jokes
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !
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What’s a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.