Why don't cows ever have any
| Cow jokes
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
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Staring down from the bench to announce the
| Divorce jokes
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
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How do Indian chiefs send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!
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What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don’t eat.