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Why are elephants grey ?

| Elephant jokes

Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your

| Halloween jokes

Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"

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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a

| Mouse jokes

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

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There was an old

| Religious jokes

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbour. 'Father, surely you can do something about this... To which the Po

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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.” The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn’t *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: “How many people died on the ship?” Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. “1,228,” he answered. “That’s right! You may enter.” St. Peter turned to the lawyer. “Name them.”