I want to become a politician when I grow up
| Political jokes
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.
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One idiot said to the other, "You
| Idiot and fool jokes
One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
| Old age jokes
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anythin
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Personally, I like
| Car and train jokes
Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
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The farmer's son was returning from the market
| Farmer jokes
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and r
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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, ” Only caught one, eh?”