What do you call an elephant that can't do
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
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Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
| Divorce jokes
Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he'd stepped out "for a beer" on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.
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A mother was teaching her three
| Religious jokes
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into
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Three men stood before a judge on a charge of
| Humor jokes
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too." Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, we
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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy
| Pig jokes
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.
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A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about a will. He said, “Will, what will? I’m making a list of people I’m gonna bite.”