Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s

How many archaeologists does it take to change a

| Humor jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael

| Heaven and hell jokes

It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick himself, and he addressed the boys thusly: "Lads, I'm here to welcome you to heaven where you will spend eternity. Just remember one thing, when you

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An English teacher asked her class to write an

| Money jokes

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec ! yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !

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What does a Chinese restaurant

| Restaurant jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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The school teacher was furious when Brad

| Bicycle jokes

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "It's the bell I can't work yet.

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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.