If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
| Lawyer jokes
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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Why isn't there a Superpig?
| Pig jokes
Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the
| Humor jokes
A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch. 'Can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
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Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive” The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers “God Save The Queen” and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers “Viva La France” and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers “Remember the Alamo” and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.