Why is a psychiatrist like a
| Mental health jokes
Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
| Humor jokes
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daug
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One day there were
| Dirty jokes
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam.
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What do you call a man with a kilt over his
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
| Sport jokes
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?