The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the

Mother: How was your first

| School jokes

Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and

| Idiot and fool jokes

Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, "Janzek, I'm takin' the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!"

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There was a woman who was pregnant with

| Parent jokes

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.

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How does a vampire clean his house?

| Vampire jokes

How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

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Customer: "Hi, I'm

| Computer jokes

Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"

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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” the mother-in-law asked. “I am waiting for my husband to come home from work.” the daughter-in-law replied. “Why are you naked?” asked the mother-in-law. “This is my love dress.” the daughter-in-law replied. “LOVE DRESS! You are naked.” said the mother-in-law “But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy.” said the daughter-in-law. “I would appreciate it if you left now because my husband will be home any minute.” The daughter-in-law continued. Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home she thought about the “LOVE DRESS” and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally the pickup truck drove up the drive way and she took her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door. “What are you doing?” he asked. “This is my love dress” the mother-in-law replied. “Maybe you should iron it.” he replied.