A boy comes home from school and tells his
| Ethnic jokes
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked. "I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"
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A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
| Car and train jokes
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quie
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What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
| Blonde jokes
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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How does a New York University psychology
| College jokes
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !