Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away
| Marriage jokes
Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."
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Did you hear about the banker who was
| Business jokes
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going
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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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Did you hear about the idiot who had a
| Bath jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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McPherson walked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson had
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !