What happens if a big hairy monster sits in
| Monster jokes
What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.
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Q: What is 61 to a blonde?
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!
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Miss DeAngelo was a
| Divorce jokes
Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her
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A customer
| Computer jokes
A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."
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Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.