'Father Christmas has two
| Christmas jokes
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that! 'Oh, yes I can. the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!
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Q: How many Director's does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?
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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New
| Pig jokes
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.
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Josh sent a
| Letter jokes
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles. Josh wrote back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.
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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous
| Pig jokes
Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham.
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What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !