Q: How many
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the
| Internet jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
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Q: Why did
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
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A little monster was learning to play the
| Money jokes
A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!
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Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas cards. Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them from doing it again.