A very religious man lived right next
| Religious jokes
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautif
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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
| Bath jokes
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
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How can you get a set of teeth put in for
| Teeth jokes
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
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Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure
| Clinton jokes
Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
| School jokes
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
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What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !