What do most people do when they see a python ?
| Snake jokes
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
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Personally I think one of the greatest things
| Marriage jokes
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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How do you make a slow reindeer fast
| Christmas jokes
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing
| Various animal jokes
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Mother: How do you
| School jokes
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.