Did you hear about the monster who
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
| Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy
| Sport jokes
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat
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A University had advertised for two
| Biologist jokes
A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants - a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not ever
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What do you give a sick snake ?
| Snake jokes
What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.