Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
| Gorilla jokes
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
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Two really
| Old age jokes
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, "My eyesight isn't what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?". The second guy says, "Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit." So t
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Why did the pro football player from the
| Burger jokes
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
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A math student who used to come to the
| Bicycle jokes
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "T
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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for
| Dog jokes
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !
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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn’t cover his Whopper.