Where do you get frogs eggs ?

Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?

| School jokes

Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing

| Snake jokes

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for

| Rabbit jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

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What do you get from a forgetful cow?

| Cow jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!

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Doctor, Doctor I've lost my

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?

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Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !