Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece

John was hard at work with

| Humor jokes

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No,' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.

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The kindergarten

| Dirty jokes

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing t

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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my

| School jokes

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a

| Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning

| Blonde jokes

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!