Women need a reason to have
| Dirty jokes
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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Where do the cleverest parrots live?
| Bird jokes
Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!
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A minister was asked by a
| Religious jokes
A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."
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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
| Dinosaur jokes
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
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Question: What's the
| Divorce jokes
Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.
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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one gulp. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. “Yuck, that’s nasty poison!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!” “Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”