Why can't
| Movie and TV jokes
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.
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A computer geek goes to prison
| Criminal jokes
A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith. The big guy who actual
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What did Caesar say to
| History jokes
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
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Why did the farmer feed his
| Farmer jokes
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !
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How did Frankenstein's
| Monster jokes
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
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Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it’s other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream. The next day the meet. The Italian says, “I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours.” The German says, “That’s nothing, I start licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that.” The Greek says, ” That’s nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times I wiped my Dick in the curtain and she still screaming.”