Democrat men like to watch football while
| Political jokes
Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
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Why do actors like snooker
| Movie and TV jokes
Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
| Cannibal jokes
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
| Apple jokes
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
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What do you call an aardvark that writes
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!