Why did the pro football player from the

Democrat men like to watch football while

| Political jokes

Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.

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Why do actors like snooker

| Movie and TV jokes

Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?

| Cannibal jokes

Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what

| Apple jokes

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

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What do you call an aardvark that writes

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!