There was a Packers fan with a really crappy

Why did the dog run in circles?

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Prosecutor: Did you kill the

| Judge jokes

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

| Cow jokes

What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

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Teacher: If I gave you three

| School jokes

Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

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Which big cat should

| Cat jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself “what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, “Is this seat taken?” The man replied, “This was my wife’s seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan.” The other man replied,”I’m so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn’t give the ticket to a friend or a relative?” The man replied, “They’re all at the funeral.”