What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing
| Cow jokes
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
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A couple of hunters from Prague are out
| Hunting jokes
A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads b
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How do we know that Apes are
| Gorilla jokes
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
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When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he
| Parent jokes
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants – a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can handle working with such fierce creatures so he decided to test their skills with the bears. The two hopefuls followed him out to the bear pen. He first asked the young women to show him what she could do. She entered the cage, stripped down to her bikini, and the largest bear walked up and nuzzled her bare legs. The astonished mammalogist then said to the old man, “Can you do that?” “You’re darn right I can,” said the old man, “just get that bear out of there first !”