What did the alien say to the gas pump
| Space jokes
What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
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A little boy returning home from his first day
| Dirty jokes
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an en
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I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
| Dentist jokes
I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth. "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other p
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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
| Space jokes
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I’ll get you next slime!