What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
| Insect jokes
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !
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1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend
| Witch jokes
1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !
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Technical support had a
| Computer jokes
Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a
| Sport jokes
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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My friend is so stupid that he
| Idiot and fool jokes
My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.