Where is Dracula's American office?
| Vampire jokes
Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.
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What asks no question but demands an
| Telephone jokes
What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
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A motorist ran into a shop.
| Car and train jokes
A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."
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What did the little ghost give his mom for
| Ghost jokes
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
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Young Bobby was
| Parent jokes
Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."
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How do you confuse a man? You don’t – they’re born that way.