Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and

Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill

| Clinton jokes

Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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What is the best thing to take when

| Car and train jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.

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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

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Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?

| Dog jokes

Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !

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Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.