Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
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What is the best thing to take when
| Car and train jokes
What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you.
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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
| Dog jokes
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
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Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.