What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday

Q: What do blondes do

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.

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Q: What is the difference between Windows 95

| Computer jokes

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks

| Men jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass

| School jokes

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

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A deputy

| Police jokes

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an es

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What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!