Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down

| Restaurant jokes

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back

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A psychiatrist visited a

| Marriage jokes

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

| Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

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Pupil:

| E-mail jokes

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!