How can you double your money?
| Money jokes
How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.
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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
| Criminal jokes
A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Don't you mean a stick up?" asked the girl. "No," said the robber, "it's a muckup. I've forgotten my gun."
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An American manufacturer is showing his
| Business jokes
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. "Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them." "Do
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What happens when ducks fly upside
| Bird jokes
What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !
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What do you call an
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.