Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw
| Ethnic jokes
Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here... No! There goes another one!"
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A married couple was in a
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have
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Q: How do you know when you're at a
| Marriage jokes
Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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What insect can be spelled with just one
| Spelling jokes
What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.