Fred: You have

One lab mouse to another:

| Mouse jokes

One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three

| Bath jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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How do heavy

| Internet jokes

How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

| Bird jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

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Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go

| Humor jokes

Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck'

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Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.