Q: How many Microsoft support
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Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware bec
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How come it takes so little time for a
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How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Which of the Himalayas is the
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Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
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What is a vampire's
| Vampire jokes
What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !
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What do you call a man who has lost 95
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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.
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Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.