Barber: And how

I can't find a shark website....

| Internet jokes

I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

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What did one rock pool say to the other rock

| Humor jokes

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys

| Baby jokes

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.

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With four

| Parent jokes

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies. I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refri

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A librarian was quietly working when three

| Frog jokes

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had take

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Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn’t come in for a shave!