This women had a magic morror from which

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a

| Aviation jokes

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot: "Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! I've never seen one that short!" The co-pilot looked out the windshield. "W

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?

| Ant jokes

What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

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The congregation was sitting and waiting for

| Religious jokes

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took off their mask

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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your

| Children jokes

Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

| Bath jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran up stairs and stood infront of the mirror and said i wish my dick could touch the floor and his legs fell off !