Q: Why would it be
| Police jokes
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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Tuba Player: Did you hear
| Music jokes
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains,
| Dirty jokes
A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: "haven't you ever done anything crazy and wild in your life" and the o
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Andy wants a job as a signalman on the
| Car and train jokes
Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?" Andy says, "I would switch the points for one of the tr
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A blonde and her husband were driving home,
| Blonde jokes
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bott
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How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .