Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup

What does a monster mom say to her

| Monster jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Q: Why did the blonde want to

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

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Which bird is always out of breath ?

| Bird jokes

Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !

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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general

| Insect jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !

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Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN

| Dirty jokes

Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?

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Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !