Does running out of a

Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.

| Idiot and fool jokes

Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, "Have your eyes ever been checked?" "No," said the worker. "They've always been brown."

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Why are black cats such good singers?

| Cat jokes

Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.

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A couple have not

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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a bir

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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The

| Police jokes

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informa

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A lady with a

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A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked. "Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."

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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!