The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The

What do witches eat at Halloween

| Halloween jokes

What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

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A boy sat on a train chewing gum and

| Car and train jokes

A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf !

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Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned

| Religious jokes

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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My boyfriend thinks I'm

| Beauty jokes

My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

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Teacher: Did your parents help you

| School jokes

Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”