Who was that on the phone, Fred?

Why did the chicken cross the

| Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

| Blonde jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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Q. Why do only 10

| Heaven and hell jokes

Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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A survey was being taken on the University of

| College jokes

A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?" "Oh, I think it's okay," said the boy, "if it's between consenting adults."

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Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in

| Weather jokes

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

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Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !