Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -
| Cat jokes
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
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A policeman pulls a man over
| Police jokes
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glaz
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What does a man consider to be a seven course
| Men jokes
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred
| Weather jokes
Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother. "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
| Political jokes
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.